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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I'm Going To Start A Toy Company

Heres my plan:

I'm going to create an action figure line based on pocket fluff, Im going to glue it together in the shape of home made characters called Flufflettes.

Im going to get some work experience kid to make me a web site on which Im going to recruit hundreds of socially inept morons.

Using my vast army of morons I'm going to spam every single website in the world with talk about how great Flufflettes really are.

Im then going to announce that I'll be doing Flufflettes licensed on various properties, so that I can spam fan sites about those properties.

Im then going to announce I tie up between Flufflettes and Lego, wherein I will be producing Flufflettes complete with construction kits.

I also plan to sue anyone who says a bad word about my Flufflettes.

All the time I'm not actually going to release a single product, I'm just going to keep posting pictures of what the Flufflettes will look like when they come out.

6 Comments:

At 3:36 PM, Anonymous TBT said...

Bad Idea shockin(i)gly bad...

ok so after a few drink I think it's genius...Will you have exclusives for the summer cons, ideally made from booth babes bikini lint? ;)

 
At 7:59 PM, Anonymous Rad said...

Will there be chase Fluffetes?

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger reideen1313 said...

Why the sudden change in thought on this company?

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger Ady Carter said...

I dont know what company you are talking about, any similarities are purely coincidental and I'll sue you if you think otherwise.

Seriously though my thoughts have always been this way, I just usually take a neutral stance, but they've been more annoying than usual lately.

 
At 5:57 PM, Anonymous Manx39 said...

MM interesting idea another blog to follow for the giggles.

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger Chad said...

Will the first run be clear, cuz we know that's where the action is right now. LOL :(

 

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